Monster Thickburger

Newest Gut Bomb in Burger Wars Is Audacity on a Bun

By Julie Tamaki, Times Staff Writer
January 10, 2005

The hottest new hamburger at Hardee's is an unabashedly unhealthful mountain of meat called the Monster Thickburger.

Loaded with two 1/3-pound Angus beef patties, four strips of bacon and three slices of cheese, slathered with a generous glob of mayonnaise and encased in a buttered bun, it's not exactly a celebration of calorie counting.

Who's counting? When the 1,420-calorie, 107-fat-gram behemoth was unleashed, people gobbled it up.
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Hardee's has received fan mail from people grateful for the guilty pleasure of the Monster Thickburger (about the equivalent in calories of two Big Macs and a strawberry sundae at McDonald's) and offended that health watchdogs would want to take it away from them.

"While other restaurants were a bunch of Nancy-boys and became low-carb cowards in the face of moronic 'they made me fat' lawsuits, you did the AMERICAN thing," John Frensley, a 22-year-old college student from Texas, wrote in an e-mail, "by spitting in the face of lawyers, nutritionists and food-nazi types and offering a monument to Americanism."

We are doomed.