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ARE JAMES CARVILLE & BAT BOY KIN? -A BLOOD TEST WILL PROVE IT!

BAT BOY has hundreds of living relatives in America -- and famed Democratic strategist James Carville is probably one of them!

That's the astonishing assertion of a Chicago scientist who has just completed the most extensive DNA tests ever conducted on the bat-like mutant.
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HERE, from the expert, are 10 traits Bat Boy appears to share with his human kinfolk:

1. Bald, misshapen head.
   
2. Frightening, sharp toothed grin.
   
3. Comes from the South. "Like Bat Boy, who first surfaced in West Virginia, most of his relatives are found in the South," notes Dr. Hensky. "Mr. Carville was born in Louisiana."
   
4. Flails arms wildly when excited.
   
5. Combative. Like Bat Boy, who's bitten dozens of people, Carville relishes a good fight.
   
6. Weird, cackling laugh.
   
7. Super-acute hearing. CNN staffers have learned not to bad-mouth Carville behind his back.
   
8. Physical agility.
   
9. Dog-like loyalty. "While other Clinton cronies ducked for cover during Monica-gate, Carville stood by his man," Dr. Hensky observes.
   
10. Navigates in dark. Carville often wears sunglasses at night.