Weekly World News does it again
Flying Teacups
LEADVILLE, Colo. -- While conducting a mineral survey at the bottom of Mt. Elbert, geologist Harvey Long found the wreckage of an extraordinary craft.
"Only a portion of the large vessel was uncovered," said Long. "Based on the stratum in which it was buried, my guess was that it had crashed into the base of the mountain more than 80 years ago. At that time, we had nothing flying that was made of this kind of metal -- or had this kind of configuration.
"Resonance imaging of the substratum suggested that the vehicle was shaped like a teacup."
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"We unearthed one in South Dakota five years ago, and another in Nevada a few months before that. Finding this third ship strongly supports my theory."
Clancy believes that many of the flying saucer sightings since 1947 have been aliens looking for these flying teacup ships.
"I suspect the teacups were initially paired with the saucers in much the same way that our lunar lander was launched from a mother ship orbiting the moon," Clancy said. "Either these scout ships were attacked by frightened earth people and crashed, or they were separated from their saucers by Earth's gravitational pull and plowed into the ground.
LEADVILLE, Colo. -- While conducting a mineral survey at the bottom of Mt. Elbert, geologist Harvey Long found the wreckage of an extraordinary craft.
"Only a portion of the large vessel was uncovered," said Long. "Based on the stratum in which it was buried, my guess was that it had crashed into the base of the mountain more than 80 years ago. At that time, we had nothing flying that was made of this kind of metal -- or had this kind of configuration.
"Resonance imaging of the substratum suggested that the vehicle was shaped like a teacup."
...
"We unearthed one in South Dakota five years ago, and another in Nevada a few months before that. Finding this third ship strongly supports my theory."
Clancy believes that many of the flying saucer sightings since 1947 have been aliens looking for these flying teacup ships.
"I suspect the teacups were initially paired with the saucers in much the same way that our lunar lander was launched from a mother ship orbiting the moon," Clancy said. "Either these scout ships were attacked by frightened earth people and crashed, or they were separated from their saucers by Earth's gravitational pull and plowed into the ground.
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