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(virtual file cabinet of information I find interesting, amusing, aggravating, or for some other reason worth keeping)
Arsole
Cummingtonite
Dickite
Moronic Acid
Fukalite
Fucitol
Erotic Acid
Crapinon
Fruticolone
Fukugetin
Spamol
Uranate
Clitoriacetal
Vaginatin
Anol
Fornacite
Clitorin
Constipatic Acid
Fucol
Penguinone
Betweenanene (Screwene)
Furfuryl Furfurate
Ptelefolone
Miazole and Urazole
dUMP
BARF
Profilactin
Crocidolite
Megatomic Acid
SEX
Erectone
Mirasorvone
Snottites
SnOT
Forskolin
Alice - LSD or mushrooms
Amp - amphetamine
Antifreeze - heroin
Artillery - equipment for injecting drugs
Balling - vaginally implanted cocaine
Blaze - to smoke marijuana
Bogart a joint - salivate on a marijuana cigarette; refuse to share
Boofing - expelling concealed drugs from your body
Buttons - mescaline
California cornflakes - cocaine
California sunshine - LSD
Candy flip - 1 hit xtc per three hit(s) lsd
Cheeba - marijuana
Christina - methamphetamine
Chronic - marijuana
Crank - methamphetamine; amphetamine; methcathinone
Dank - marijuana or pot
El Cid - LSD
Fatty - marijuana cigarette
Florida snow - cocaine
Ganja - marijuana from Jamaica
Glass gun - hypodermic needle
God's flesh - psilocybin/psilocin
Herb - marijuana
Horse - heroin
Instant zen - LSD
Juan Valdez - marijuana
Juanita - marijuana
Kentucky blue - marijuana
KGB (killer green bud) - marijuana
Kind bud - marijuana
Lady caine - cocaine
Leary's - LSD
Loused - covered by sores and abscesses from repeated use of unsterile needles
Lucky Charmz - ecstacy
420 - marijuana
Mind detergent - LSD
Panama gold - marijuana
Powder diamonds - cocaine
Purple haze - LSD
Robotripping - drinking robotussin to trip
Sandoz - LSD
Shaman - peyote
Shwag - low grade marijuana
Skunk - sticky marijuana
Snow white - cocaine
Spark it up - to smoke marijuana
Speedball - heroin and cocaine; amphetamine
Spliff - marijuana cigarette
Sunshine - LSD
Thrusters - amphetamine
Tweeker - a person addicted to meythamphetamines
Uzi - crack; crack pipe
Vitamin E - ecstasy
Whippets - nitrous oxide
Wired for sound - fully amped
Yuppie Flu - the ongoing effects of a cocaine-snorting habit
Forget the broom and vacuum -- no device in the history of mankind has been able to terrorize pets (and clean floors) as efficiently as the Roomba, the first household robot for many buyers. Artificial intelligence lets the device do all the tidying and terrorizing while you're away, so your shell-shocked cat sees you as savior rather than tormentor. The latest Roomba, the Discovery, has a longer run time of 120 minutes, a faster charging time, and it returns to its charging station when it's almost out of juice.
I am one of the first people on the planet to own a robot maid. Ever. Now when do I get my flying car?
American soldiers traumatised by fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan are to be offered the drug ecstasy to help free them of flashbacks and recurring nightmares.
The US food and drug administration has given the go-ahead for the soldiers to be included in an experiment to see if MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, can treat post-traumatic stress disorder.
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The South Carolina study marks a resurgence of interest in the use of controlled psychedelic and hallucinogenic drugs. Several studies in the US are planned or are under way to investigate whether MDMA, LSD and psilocybin, the active ingredient in magic mushrooms, can treat conditions ranging from obsessive compulsive disorder to anxiety in terminal cancer patients.
Japanese bothered by an unforgettable romance that later soured and continues to
niggle need never worry again, because the wasuresaseya are there to help them
forget their lost love, claims Spa! (2/22).
Wasuresaseya, which literally means "professionals who make you forget," exist to help people get over -- or get out of -- relationships they may once have wanted to remember forever but have now developed a change of heart.
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Clients using the wasuresaseya first attend an interview with a psychological counselor where they explain such processes as the relationship they'd been involved in and why they can't forget it now it's over.
Based on what goes on in that session, the client is introduced to the wasuresaseya, who begins the person-to-person "rehabilitation of the mind," as the pros call the forgetting process.
"Wasuresaseya calm down the client, pick them up by focusing on their pain, or totally ignoring it if that's the best approach. With some clients, treatment is a matter of constantly reminding them to forget, while with others we can't even touch on what it is that they're not supposed to have on their mind," Miss M says. "We've got to be really careful about the words we use."
Silicon breast implants could be replaced by tissue grown from a person's own stem cells within a decade, suggests new research.
Jeremy Mao of the University of Illinois, in Chicago, US, took human stem cells and used these to grow fat tissue using a biologically compatible scaffolding. He then successfully implanted the tissue into mice with an immune deficiency to prevent them from rejecting the implants. The implants had maintained their size and shape after four weeks.
'This is a project that builds on previous knowledge to develop a stem cell material that could be useful in society,' says Mao. "It seems promising and could soon be making an impact."
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Eventually Mao says the technique could be used to develop more suitable tissue for reconstructive surgery as well as cosmetic augmentation.
The experiment involved key-hole surgery to extract mesenchymal stem cells from human bone marrow. These 'master cells' can grow into various other different types of cells, including bone cartridge and fat. Mao coaxed them to develop into fat cells by mimicking the conditions that would cause this to happen in the human body.
An indignant Israeli is suing a pet shop that he says sold him a dying parrot, reports the Ma'ariv newspaper. Itzik Simowitz of the southern city of Beersheba contends the shop cheated him because the Galerita-type cockatoo not only failed to utter a word when he got it home, but was also extremely ill. Mr. Simowitz adds that the shop owner assured him the parrot was not ill but merely needed time to adjust to its new environment.
Florida scientists have grown a brain in a petri dish and taught it to fly a fighter plane.
Scientists at the university of Florida taught the 'brain', which was grown from 25,000 neural cells extracted from a rat embryo, to pilot an F-22 jet simulator. It was taught to control the flight path, even in mock hurricane-strength winds.
"When we first hooked them up, the plane 'crashed' all the time," Dr Thomas DeMarse, an assistant professor of biomedical engineering at the University of Florida, said. "But over time, the neural network slowly adapts as the brain learns to control the pitch and roll of the aircraft. After a while, it produces a nice straight and level trajectory."
The brain-in-a-dish was DeMarse' idea. To produce it, 25,000 rat neurones were suspended in a specialised liquid to keep them alive and then laid across a grid of 60 electrodes in a small glass dish.
A few thoughts:Which cartoon featured the line: "If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened!"?
The cartoon was called "Bunco Busters" (1955). Directed by Paul J. Smith.
The hottest new hamburger at Hardee's is an unabashedly unhealthful mountain of meat called the Monster Thickburger.
Loaded with two 1/3-pound Angus beef patties, four strips of bacon and three slices of cheese, slathered with a generous glob of mayonnaise and encased in a buttered bun, it's not exactly a celebration of calorie counting.
Who's counting? When the 1,420-calorie, 107-fat-gram behemoth was unleashed, people gobbled it up.
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Hardee's has received fan mail from people grateful for the guilty pleasure of the Monster Thickburger (about the equivalent in calories of two Big Macs and a strawberry sundae at McDonald's) and offended that health watchdogs would want to take it away from them.
"While other restaurants were a bunch of Nancy-boys and became low-carb cowards in the face of moronic 'they made me fat' lawsuits, you did the AMERICAN thing," John Frensley, a 22-year-old college student from Texas, wrote in an e-mail, "by spitting in the face of lawyers, nutritionists and food-nazi types and offering a monument to Americanism."
The Official Ninja Webpage
Hi, this site is all about ninjas, REAL NINJAS. This site is awesome. My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Testimonial:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
PLAYSKOOL is proud to announce the launch of the new character, Darth Tater, just in time for the theatrical release of Revenge of the Sith. There's all kinds of mix 'n match, MR. POTATO HEAD fun with this wacky spud dressed as Darth Vader.
The package comes with lots of silly parts, including lightsaber, cape, helmet, shoes, eyes, nose, teeth and more!
Seems like there's all sorts of stuff in Leviticus (and the rest of the bible) that people are willing to overlook... except when it comes to two dudes kissing."If a man lies with a woman during her sickness and uncovers her nakedness, he has discovered her flow, and she has uncovered the flow of her blood. Both of them shall be cut off from her people." (Leviticus 20:18)
"Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." (Leviticus 19:27)
"...do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear material woven of two kinds of material." (Leviticus 19:19)"Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property." (Leviticus 25:44-45)
This is fun. Here are a few randomly generated names:
"Did alligators ever really live in New York's sewers? What's it like to explore the old aqueducts beneath the city? How many levels are beneath Grand Central Station? And how exactly did the pneumatic tube system that New York's post offices used to employ work? In this richly illustrated historical tour of New York's vast underground systems, Julia Solis answers all these questions and much, much more.
New York Underground is timed to release in the centennial year of the city's subway system. It takes readers through ingenious criminal escape routes, abandoned subway stations, and dark crypts beneath lower Manhattan to expose the city's basic anatomy. While the city is justly famous for what lies aboveground, its underground passages are equally legendary, and tell us just as much about how the city works."
I have demonstrated absolute proof of "Cubic Creation", through its attributes of 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth.
Greenwich Time is a Lie
Your midday is someone else's midnight, someone else's sundown and even someone else's sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 - 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature's
4-Day Time Cube Creation.
God created only a single 24 hour day rotation of Earth, while I have created 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth - therefore, I am wiser than the word god, and all word worshipers. All words are fictitious.
Educated cubeless stupid, you think stupid. Why worship a dumb 1 day god when I demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth? Linear, singularity and trinity equate to evil math within Nature's Cubic Creation
Creation of life occurs between 2 opposites.
You're too stupid to know opposite creation.
1 day singularity dooms Oppositehumanity.
1 god singularity dooms Opposite Creation.
Opposite Creation dooms human singularity.
There's no human entity, only corner Cubics, rotating life's 4 corner stage metamorphosis.
4 corner head has 1 corner face, 4 face life.
Educated fools can't comprehend Cubicism.
I'm not sure if I follow his theory, but I'm definitely infected with his enthusiasm!
El Nino is... a deadly storm that kills people and burns down trees....Lightning!!!
El Nino is caused when the Peruvian gods get angry...
The Peruvians committed human sacrifice to satiate their gods, but in today's modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions...
Instead of satiating the gods, many of these "scientists" have tried to control El Nino with "science". They put up expensive fish-attracting-bueys that run on flashlight batteries. Imagine, fighting the power of the gods with flashlight battieries! Needsless to say, this didn't work and everyone died.
Benjamin Franklin was a founding father. He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity...Biography: Walt Whitman
But what of... the Greek God Zeus... throwing down lightning bolts to kill people and knock down trees. Where did he find the time?
Lightning kills people and knocks down trees!!!
Some people... ignore the wisdom of... the founding father Benjamin Franklin... they ignore such
wisdom and taunt the powerful exercise of destruction and they worship their idle gods and stand near trees. At their own peril!!... There is no escape. Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul.
Walt Whitman was an awful child molester who was born in ancient Hong Kong. He is over 3,000 years old and remembers the names of all the forgotten Gods.
Walt Whitman is 90 stories tall, and his adventures are legendary. Whith his blue Ox, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman traveled across young America and helped the nation grow into the angry powerhouse it is today...
Walt Whitman believed the only good China man was a dead China man, so he went to Tiananmen Square and gave them all candy. Except instead of candy he killed them...
Walt Whitman died a lonely man in Walt Disney Land. He was on the gondola ride, and he fell out becuase he wasn't fastened properly to the restraint. Thanks to his dumb ass, now none of us can ride it anymore. Thanks a lot Walt Whitman.
Main Entry: nu·cle·ar
Pronunciation: 'nü-klE-&r, 'nyü-, ÷-ky&-l&r
Function: adjective
1 : of, relating to, or constituting a nucleus
2 a : of or relating to the atomic nucleus [nuclear reaction] [nuclear physics] b : used in or produced by a nuclear reaction (as fission) [nuclear fuel] [nuclear waste] [nuclear energy] c (1) : being a weapon whose destructive power derives from an uncontrolled nuclear reaction (2) : of, produced by, or involving nuclear weapons [the nuclear age] [nuclear war] (3) : armed with nuclear weapons [nuclear powers] d : of, relating to, or powered by nuclear energy [a nuclear submarine] [the nuclear debate] [a nuclear plant]
usage Though disapproved of by many, pronunciations ending in \-ky&-l&r\ have been found in widespread use among educated speakers including scientists, lawyers, professors, congressmen, U.S. cabinet members, and at least one U.S. president and one vice president. While most common in the U.S., these pronunciations have also been heard from British and Canadian speakers.
Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised.This is what America wants, so this is what America gets.
Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.
This is a very silly collection of famous monkeys in pop culture, with a brief description of most of them. Some examples: